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2019-04-04

hover text: In fact, I’m a real authoritarian jerk for trying to suppress it. Exoneration and its Discontents.

hover text: Who was the idiot who said it would be okay to release it in the first place? A felon’s prerogative.

hover text: If the conclusion isn’t stated, you can claim “exonerated!” Ex-non-erated.

hover text: Though actually, I feel less and less each time. The right man for the con job.

hover text: You should all be gunned down in the streets for your rudeness. He’s rubber, we’re…going to be murdered by his minions in “self defense”.

hover text: Oh, and also: thoughts and prayers. Race invaders.

hover text: I mean, before he opened fire. A chip off the old blockhead.

hover text: Or maybe a deep-seated realization that he would be a terrible CEO. Ready, aim, liar.

This is a very nice democracy you have here. I’d hate to see it burned to the ground. Are we Hitler yet?

hover text: We need stronger background checks so Donald Trump can never buy a gun. The one time he wasn’t lying and it had to be this.