Strips Archives - Page 20 of 63

2020-05-22

hover text: Good, better, best. Never let it rest, until your good is better and your better — achieves the destruction of the American Republic. The only link for the past three days.

2020-05-21

hover text: The same place he pulled it out of? The only link for the rest of the week.

2020-05-15

hover text: My name is Ego Maniacal. I’d kill to be Obama. Prepare to die — of the virus I was warned about four months ago. Princess cried.

2020-05-14

hover text: That man is a horse’s Trump. I mean — Pyrrhic defeat.

2020-05-13

hover text: Animals in meat processing plants are like trophy wives: I love to watch the life drain from their eyes. The kill line.

2020-05-12

hover text: The way to a voter’s heart is through his stomach — and then his bloated GI tract, and then his cholesterol encrusted veins. Red meat issue.

2020-05-11

hover text: You clearly haven’t been tuning in to Trumpbert’s daily virus briefings. Premature reactivation.

2020-05-08

hover text: I can’t believe that this strip will probably receive fewer likes than any other strip this week. The high, hard road.

2020-05-07

hover text: And all those losers learned were the laws we winners would someday break with impunity. Rhymes with “ape culture”

2020-05-06

hover text: Sorry, but the Guy Code takes precedence. Joes before hoes! The unkindest undercut of all.