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2020-02-19

hover text: The truly alarming thing we must all keep in mind about his tweets is that he actually believes everything he says in them. This week’s only link.

2020-02-18

hover text: And now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to eat this original copy of the Constitution with some fava beans and a nice chianti. This week’s only link.

2020-02-17

hover text: The worst is when that hand makes me stroke its…ego. This week’s only link.

2020-02-14

hover text: However, we have no explanation whatsoever for why you don’t decide these things through a popular vote. This week’s only link.

2020-02-13

hover text: But just for the record, in case you were wondering, we were planning to vote for Yang. This week’s only link.

2020-02-12

hover text: It’s tragic because it’s true. This week’s only link.

2020-02-11

hover text: You might want to use one or five of your lifelines on this one. This week’s only link.

2020-02-10

hover text: Of course they’ll behave that way. That’s exactly how our supporters behave, and there’s no difference in emotional maturity between the two groups, right? This week’s only link.

2020-02-07

hover text: And if you have any more thoughts about what a really effective dictator would do, please drop them in our suggestion box. A democracy walks into a Barr.

2020-02-06

hover text: For the first time in American history, a member of the President’s own party voted to convict him in an impeachment trial. One honest Republican.