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2020-01-22

hover text: And my deliberative conscience by decades of cynical power brokering. Tabled stakes.

2020-01-21

hover text: And it’s turtles all the way down. Rules of the toady.

2020-01-20

hover text: And then I’ll use my super mental powers to send him into the cornfield. A difference of obstruction.

2020-01-17

hover text: Well ahead of schedule! Loyal to a fart.

2020-01-16

hover text: Where good governance goes to die. Elephant graveyard.

2020-01-15

hover text: Or: A Mitch in slime aids crime. One hand whitewashing the other.

2020-01-14

hover text: While you’re at it, buy me a pony. One of those rainbow ones, like on TV. Who can’t handle the truth?

2020-01-13

hover text: I could also show you letters of consent from every woman who’s ever accused me of rape, but I don’t want to violate their privacy. Assassination character.

2020-01-10

hover text: Okay, what he actually said was that it would depend on people having a moral compass, but I read that the Earth’s magnetic poles are shifting. Good and evil, neck and neck.

2020-01-09

hover text: He’s never seen a subpoena he can’t refuse. And sometimes the dog wags you.