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2020-12-21

Let’s take this holiday week to review the past four years…in song! Today’s verses should be sung to the tune of “The Little Drummer Boy”

hover text: Every problem looks like a nail to a man who’s only tool is…his own criminal psychopathology. Captain Kook.

hover text: Maybe something about a cold day in Hell? Brain freeze.

hover text: If we’re not going to be allowed to destroy civilization, then what’s the point of social media at all? Divine wrong of kings.

hover text: I’m afraid I’m not familiar with either word. Debunko squad.

hover text: We might not be able to recognize a supreme leader when we see one, but we can instantly spot a lame grifter. YouBoob

hover text: And could you also do all the distancing, mask-wearing and vaccine-taking for us? Fear of the mindkiller.

hover text: Wherever there are delusional autocrats handling out “get out of jail free” cards, I’ll be there. Get out of jail fee.

hover text: If I had known going in that I wouldn’t be allowed to shoot anybody on Fifth Ave., I would never have entered the race. Pardon me?

hover text: You’d think that Death’s minions would have a mutual non-aggression pact between them. Rudy’s cooties.