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2019-02-21

hover text: I’m shocked — shocked! — that sock puppets are being used here! Yes, Trump actually once used a sock puppet, too.

2019-02-20

hover text: I’ll be in my room stroking my “ego.” The art of sock puppetry.

2019-02-19

hover text: Sure. If by “genius” you mean “narcissistic sociopath.” Yes, Scott Adams really did use a “sock puppet” to praise himself on the Internet.

2019-02-18

hover text: Sorry, I meant “VERY STABLE narcissistic sociopath.” He is the very model.

2019-02-15

hover text: I plan to raise my own children to believe that it’s an emergency every time they don’t get their way. When you go too far even for the GOP.

2019-02-14

hover text: I wonder if we could offer him a nationwide standing ovation to resign. Trump being Trump

2019-02-13

hover text: Yes, but koi with frickin’ lasers. Up against the wall.

2019-02-12

hover text: Here’s the question: was what Trump actually said better or worse or just as bad as this? ♫♬ Genocidal trails to you ♫♬

2019-02-11

hover text: I meant: your *policies* are ugly. *My* policies are…that you’re ugly. Winter blunderland.

2019-02-08

hover text: Great. Now we’ll have to build a space wall. Yet another benefits of immigration link.