Trumpbert Archive - Page 20 of 63

2020-05-22

hover text: Good, better, best. Never let it rest, until your good is better and your better — achieves the destruction of the American Republic. The only link for the past three days.

2020-05-21

hover text: The same place he pulled it out of? The only link for the rest of the week.

2020-05-20

hover text: Sorry, I meant to spend the whole week on Whatevergate, but then it turned out that there was so little there and so much new stupidity to cover. The new only link for the week.

2020-05-19

hover text: Desperation, Deceit, & Dementia is actually the law firm he’s hired to defend him from criminal charges after he’s voted out of office. This week’s only link.

2020-05-18

hover text: When I expose this terrible scandal to the public, the word “whatever” will be on everybody’s lips. This week’s only link.

2020-05-15

hover text: My name is Ego Maniacal. I’d kill to be Obama. Prepare to die — of the virus I was warned about four months ago. Princess cried.

2020-05-14

hover text: That man is a horse’s Trump. I mean — Pyrrhic defeat.

2020-05-13

hover text: Animals in meat processing plants are like trophy wives: I love to watch the life drain from their eyes. The kill line.

2020-05-12

hover text: The way to a voter’s heart is through his stomach — and then his bloated GI tract, and then his cholesterol encrusted veins. Red meat issue.

2020-05-11

hover text: You clearly haven’t been tuning in to Trumpbert’s daily virus briefings. Premature reactivation.