Trumpbert Archive - Page 21 of 63

2020-05-08

hover text: I can’t believe that this strip will probably receive fewer likes than any other strip this week. The high, hard road.

2020-05-07

hover text: And all those losers learned were the laws we winners would someday break with impunity. Rhymes with “ape culture”

2020-05-06

hover text: Sorry, but the Guy Code takes precedence. Joes before hoes! The unkindest undercut of all.

2020-05-05

hover text: It’s basically warthogs all the way down. For those who weren’t here for the original warthog runt joke.

2020-05-04

hover text: Did I mention I’m also a very stable architectural genius? Ass house.

2020-05-01

hover text: Plus, we heard they’d force us to make our beds, eat our vegetables, and do our chores. Armed and gutless.

2020-04-30

hover text: Do you suffer from electoral dysfunction? Like a duck.

2020-04-29

hover text: Actually, it’s not entirely implausible that large numbers of Americans might start spontaneously ingesting poison during his daily briefings. Bleach of contract.

hover text: It was almost as good as the one where I made people think the virus was going to magically disappear within days, or when I assured them that anyone who wanted a test could get one. Those hilarious 911 calls.

2020-04-27

hover text: Just tell him that people injected with disinfectant are unlikely to vote for him. Bleach job.

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