hover text: [Insert obligatory “If zombies need to eat brains to live…” joke here.] Doing his best to make America great again.


hover text: Working for an unstable lawless moron is not turning out to be nearly as fun as I thought it would be. The China…


hover text: Thou shalt not extort a foreign country into interfering with an American election. Symphony for whistles.


hover text: I did read the clause in my contract that says I can be thrown under the bus at any time, but it didn’t…


hover text: You won’t be able to come up with childishly insulting names for them all. White House to Big House.