A parody of "Dilbert" satirizing Scott Adams' baffling support for the quintessential pointy-haired boss
%hover text: Way to be positive! The stuff nightmares are made of.
%hover text: I do all my best thinking in an oxygen-free environment anyway. This week’s only link.
%hover text: If someone could lead me to Trumpbert’s desk, I have some “documents” to “copy”. This week’s only link.
%hover text: But on the bright side, you’re polling about even with natural gas. This week’s only link.
%hover text: Could you please continue protesting until the guards find you? This week’s only link.
%hover text: If this doesn’t work, I’ll try taking us back to the Stone Age. This week’s only link.
%hover text: I’m working on a new kind of immunity where anybody who tries to investigate me becomes violently ill. Golden boy.
%hover text: Wait a minute, did I just say that out loud? Nixonion wet dream.
%hover text: He wasn’t expressing fear of criminal prosecutors. A mouse just ran into the room. The first of many he’ll be facing?
%hover text: Though I personally prefer Samoa Lies. Trump vs. Intelligence.