Fascist Said What?

What did Donald Trump say to Pam Bondi when appointing her Attorney General?

• “How handsome am I on a scale of one to felon?”
• “I love the smell of redactions in the morning.”
• “I wish you were my daughter so I could wish I could date you.”
• “Don’t forget that ‘justice’ is pronounced, ‘Just us.’”

Fascist Said What? is card-based fill-in-the-blank party game (like Apples to Apples or Cards Against Humanity) in which a player reads out a prompt and then judges which responses submitted by the other players is the best one.

Fascist Said What? is FREE! You download and print all the cards for yourself.

Directions

1. Download and print the Rules .
2. Download the Prompt card and Response card PDFs. There are two options:
   
   Printing on normal paper or card stock and cutting the pages into cards yourself
   
   
   • 12 cards per page.
   • Use card stock rather than normal paper if possible. It will be easier to shuffle and deal the cards.
   • There are 7 pages of Prompt cards and 20 pages of Response cards, so you’ll need 27 sheets of paper or card stock.
     
     Download
     Prompt cards - regular card stock  (4×3, 12 to a page, 7 total pages)
     Response cards - regular card stock  (4×3, 12 to a page, 20 total pages)
     
     
   Printing on pre-perforated business card sheets
   
   
   • Printing onto pre-perforated sheets like these. 
   • Make sure you use the 10 cards per page sheets, like this one (NOT the 8 card sheets that are also sold).
   • There are 9 pages of Prompt cards and 24 pages of Response cards, so you’ll need 33 of these sheets.
     
     Download
     Prompt cards - business card template (2×5, 10 to a page, 9 total pages)
     Response cards - business card template  (2×5, 10 to a page, 24 total pages)
     
     
3. Print the PDFs in Portrait orientation.
4. Do something to distinguish the Prompt card backs from the Response card backs.
   
   It’s important for the backs of the Prompt cards to look different from the backs of the Response cards so they don’t get mixed up in a deck. There are three ways to do this:
   
   
   • After printing the sheets of cards, run their back sides through the printer again, printing these card back pages onto them: 
     • Card backs - regular prompts
     • Card backs - regular responses
     • Card backs - business card template prompts
     • Card backs - business card template responses
   • Or print the Prompt and Response cards on different color paper.
   • Or if you print them both on the same color stock, mark the backs of each sheet with different colors before you cut or separate them into cards.
     
     
5. Divide the printed sheets into cards by cutting along the lines or separating along the perforations.
6. Gather your Antifa cell and take a break from your radical, terrorist scheming.
7. If you enjoy the game, please consider

If you have any suggestions for Prompts or Responses, you can send them to me through this form. I’ll add the best suggestions to future editions of the game and credit you for them.

This is a game of political satire. Any resemblances between its characterizations and any persons living, dead, or fascist, is purely tragicomical. The text of the Rules and of the Prompt and Response cards is copyrighted © 2026 by Freeman Ng.