Fascist Said What?
What did Donald Trump say to Pam Bondi when appointing her Attorney General?
- “How handsome am I on a scale of one to felon?”
- “I love the smell of redactions in the morning.”
- “I wish you were my daughter so I could wish I could date you.”
- “Don’t forget that ‘justice’ is pronounced, ‘Just us.’”
Fascist Said What? is card-based fill-in-the-blank party game (like Apples to Apples or Cards Against Humanity) in which a player reads out a prompt and then judges which responses submitted by the other players is the best one.
Fascist Said What? is FREE! You download and print all the cards for yourself.
Directions
- Download and print the Rules .
- Download and print the Prompt and Response cards.
Print on card stock rather than plain paper if possible, to make the cards easier to shuffle and handle.
Downloads:
Prompt cards - full page
(4×3, 12 to a page, 7 total pages)
Response cards - full page
(4×3, 12 to a page, 20 total pages)
Card backs - full page prompts
Card backs - full page responses
Print onto pre-perforated sheets like these.
- Make sure you use the 10 cards per page sheets, like this one (NOT the 8 card sheets that are also sold).
- There are 9 pages of Prompt cards and 24 pages of Response cards, so you’ll need 33 of these sheets.
Downloads:
Prompt cards - business cards (2×5, 10 to a page, 9 total pages)
Response cards - business cards (2×5, 10 to a page, 24 total pages)
Card backs - business card prompts
Card backs - business card responses
- Divide the printed sheets into cards by cutting along the lines or separating along the perforations.
- Gather your Antifa cell and take a break from your radical, terrorist scheming.
- If you enjoy the game, please consider
If you have any suggestions for Prompts or Responses, you can send them to me through this form. I’ll add the best suggestions to future editions of the game and credit you for them.
This is a game of political satire. Any resemblances between its characterizations and any persons living, dead, or fascist, is purely tragicomical. The text of the Rules and of the Prompt and Response cards is copyrighted © 2026 by Freeman Ng.