Fascist Said What?

What did Donald Trump explain to Pam Bondi when appointing her Attorney General?

• “Those who forget the past…get to repeat it.”
• “I love the smell of redactions in the morning.”
• “I wish you were my daughter so I could wish I could date you.”
• “Don’t forget that ‘justice’ is pronounced, ‘Just us.’”

Fascist Said What? is card-based fill-in-the-blank party game (like Apples to Apples or Cards Against Humanity) in which a player reads out a prompt and then judges which responses submitted by the other players is the best one.

Fascist Said What? is FREE! You download and print all the cards for yourself.

Directions

1. Download and print the Rules .
2. Download the Prompt card and Response card PDFs. There are two options:
   
   Printing on normal paper or card stock and cutting the pages into cards yourself
   
   
   • 12 cards per page.
   • Use card stock rather than normal paper if possible. It will be easier to shuffle and deal the cards.
   • There are 7 pages of Prompt cards and 20 pages of Response cards, so you’ll need 27 sheets of paper or card stock.
     
     Download
     Prompt cards - regular card stock  (4×3, 12 to a page, 7 total pages)
     Response cards - regular card stock  (4×3, 12 to a page, 20 total pages)
     
     
   Printing on pre-perforated business card sheets
   
   
   • Printing onto pre-perforated sheets like these. 
   • Make sure you use the 10 cards per page sheets, like this one (NOT the 8 card sheets that are also sold).
   • There are 9 pages of Prompt cards and 24 pages of Response cards, so you’ll need 33 of these sheets.
     
     Download
     Prompt cards - business card template (2×5, 10 to a page, 9 total pages)
     Response cards - business card template  (2×5, 10 to a page, 24 total pages)
     
     
3. Print the PDFs in Portrait orientation.
   
   
   • If possible, print the Prompt and Response cards on different color stock so you can more easily keep the two decks separate.
   • If you print them both on the same color stock, mark the backs of each sheet with different colors before you cut or separate them into cards, or print these card back sheets (normal 4×3 or pre-perforated 2×5) on the backs of your printed card sheets before dividing them.
     
     
4. Divide the printed sheets into cards by cutting along the lines or separating along the perforations.
5. Gather your Antifa friends and take a break from your radical, terrorist scheming.
6. If you enjoy the game, please consider

Copyright

The game and its text are copyrighted (c) 2026 by me, Freeman Ng.